When I was young in years gone past
Upon me fear's shadow could not cast
I knew everything, I knew it all
I knew everything about this orange ball
But now, I am much more wise
The doubt I have I cannot disguise
Yes, my teams won many a game
But upon me you cannot put the blame
For little do I know about this contest
To be a master I will never conquest
For the longer I coach the one thing I know
Is this game will bleed your soul
When I was young in years gone past
Upon me fear's shadow could not cast